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Half-time Hairdryer – June 9, 2011
BBC Sport presenter made me chuckle with his film-inspired football team
BBC Sport presenter Dan Walker has a weekly chat with his Twitter followers based around a specific topic and comes up with player names to suit.
@danwalkerbbc tweeted: “Right #Tuesdayteamnews people. It's been a while so #FilmXI today e.g. Indiana Jones & The Temple Of Poom. Get #FilmXI in your reply. GO!”
It has to be said I did laugh out loud when I read some of them. Here are the tweets in full for your enjoyment, and congratulations @danwalkerbbc and his followers for an excellent Film XI:
“Ok here is the full #FilmXI Name: Nottingham Forest Gump. Management Team: Troy Hodgson & The Chronicles of Hiddink. Full Squad: The Fulop Monty, Indiana Jones & The Temple of Poom, Wayne Goonies, Raging Bullard, Lord of the Frings, Bednar & Broomsticks, No Country For Old Mendonca, Jumanji Inamoto, Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels, Collateral Rammage, Tchoyi Story, The Big Legwinski, You’ve Got Bale, The Neville Wears Prada, Odeon Dublin, Million Dollar Bebe, House Of Flying Aggers, An Inconvenient Huth, The Usual Busquets, Murty Dancing, PS Mulumbu, Shittu Shittu Bang Bang, One Flew Over The Cocu’s Nesta, Who Framed Gary Mabbutt Rodallega Nights, Cafu Good Men, Pulp Dixon & Slumdog Aliadiere.
“Here's the second team for the #FilmXI Some beauties in here too. Manager: Steve Bruce Almighty. Squad: The Mexes Chainsaw Massacre, Neville Say Neville Again, A Few Don Goodmen, The Empire Strikes Bacary Sagna, Back To The Futre, Fiddler On The Huth, Dudek Where’s My Carr, Escape From Alcaraz, Gone With The Windass, Lock Stock And 2 Smoking Babels, The Wickham Man, Ruud Bullit, Live & Let Dyer, Nightmare on Elmander Street, Kewell Runnings Diaby Does Gallas (just too rude), Raiders Of The Lost Arca, Silence of the Lambert, Nani McPhee DeJong Kiss Goodnight, A Streetcar Named Desire Job, A Night At The Chopra, Good Will Hoskins, Maltese Falcao, The Ruud The Baird & The Eardley, Amokachi If You Can, Curious Case Of David Prutton, A Fistful Of Kollers, Harry Potter & The Prisoner Of AllardyceSam, The Shawcross Redemption, The Hand That Rocks the Gradle, Father Of The McBride, OverMars Attacks & ArmaDegen.”
Make sure to check out @danwalkerbbc on Twitter for his weekly #Tuesdayteamnews competition.
Until next time,
David Pittman, editor, SGB Sports
E: dpittman@datateam.co.uk || Twitter: @mrdavidpittman || Skype: davidpittmanreporter
