Worship of the Lamb begins with a very important question: what will you name your sect?
I’ll be honest, I wasn’t prepared to have to name my sect. That means I spent at least fifteen minutes staring desperately at the name input screen because you can’t ask someone a question like that. I ended up calling it “Wooly Doctrine”, which I guess is…good? I do not know.
Feeling that my friends and colleagues, who are all much smarter and funnier than me, would have come up with much better cult names than mine, I asked for examples. Below are some examples of the mania that topped my mentions on Twitter last night. There are some really brilliant names here. Let’s get together and enjoy – and please throw your own cult names in the comments below, I really want to hear them!
Let’s start with Ruby, who I knew would understand the mission.
you already know pic.twitter.com/tBgqTBNAFf
– weird girl ruby innes (@rubyinnes) August 18, 2022
Some simply refused to fall into the trap that had caught me. Like I said, my friends are much smarter than me.
‘Worship of the Lamb.’
TIME IS MONEY, PEOPLE
— Edmond Tran (@EdmondTran) August 18, 2022
“Cult of the Lamb” (I had decision paralysis and freaked out okay)
— Fiona Murray (@TheCantorDust) August 18, 2022
The Not A Cult name has come up many times, and fair play, that’s a good name.
— Amanda Yeo⁰³²⁵ (@amandamyeo) August 14, 2022
“NOT WORSHIP” pic.twitter.com/EOnGEcxlDH
— Dylan Blight (@vivaladil) August 18, 2022
Some decided to name their cults fasting and it showed.
On PC: Lamb Chops On Switch: Roast Lamb
Names decided on an empty stomach.
— Chris Button (@BibbyBhoy) August 18, 2022
Some took the opportunity to speak truth to power.
Cultists just have to apply pic.twitter.com/09LvdUqLd4
— Jérémy Bratich (@Obiwanjezz) August 18, 2022
—Joab Gilroy (@Joabyjojo) August 18, 2022
— Jordan Garcia (@chilenotsomagic) August 18, 2022
I haven’t played it, but I think I know what I would call it (assuming it will actually fit, which it won’t)
— Jamie Galea (@jamiemgalea) August 18, 2022
And then the floodgates opened and the weird and the wonderful started to flow.
— リノ (@rinoaskyes) August 18, 2022
I’m a wrestling brand, so that was “The Cult of Jericho” pic.twitter.com/37zhDKFl1h
-Buddy Watson (@BuddyWatson12) August 18, 2022
‘Lamb chops’ 😌
— NorZZa ⚔️ (@NorZZaTV) August 18, 2022
‘The Lanolin Communion’ 🐑 🔥 😈
– We did a thing 🔜 Gamescom (@wemadeathingtv) August 18, 2022
Worship of Baalzebub 🐑😁
— Sara Fonseca (@itsatrisaratops) August 18, 2022
Mine is called ‘Just A Polycule’ because…well…a polycule is kinda just a cult
— Riley Huppatz (@Xaunaught) August 18, 2022
— Dylan Bishop (@iamdylanbishop) August 18, 2022
I have no regrets.
— meredith 🤓 (@merryh) August 18, 2022
— kieron vs gamescom 2022 (@hash_braun) August 18, 2022
The twisted agenda
—Ephron Legacy (@EphronLegacy) August 18, 2022
“Better Worship Saul”
— jack ryan 🙏 (@dctrjack) August 18, 2022
Church of Mayhem
— 🎮MKAU l MissMayhemAU🎮 (@StacefaceMayhem) August 18, 2022
But maybe my favorite comes from Worship of the Lamb creative director Julian Wilton himself.
Big Booty Club🤠
— Julian ✨ (@JulianWilton_) August 18, 2022
Someone had to do it, and I’m glad it was him.
Wooly Doctrine invites you to leave your Cult of the Lamb name in the comments below. I want to know what you found. Even if you haven’t played the game yet, what do you think you would go with? Let us know!
Let your lamb be praised.